I don’t mean to make you feel old, but if you remember that time Trace Adkins released “There’s a Girl In Texas,” maybe you need some eye cream. I’m just saying.

Because Trace announced he’s going on his 30th Anniversary Tour and made me go and do math, which I never want to do, and there it was. You can find out if he’s coming near you with the list of shows here.

For the record, I was just a teeny, tiny radio baby dipping her toe into the country genre when song came out, and now I can injure myself by sleeping, so.

Congrats on 30 years, Trace.